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Buddy: "You can fish out a whale there too. It takes patience, but it is just extremely rare. That is how it is."
LMAO
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dv95sMMEZnM
LMAO
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dv95sMMEZnM
There cannot be a Heretic map without a throne.
There cannot be a throne in Heretic without the Dragon Claw on it.
There cannot be the Dragon Claw in Heretic without some kind of chapel around it.
lmao
There cannot be a throne in Heretic without the Dragon Claw on it.
There cannot be the Dragon Claw in Heretic without some kind of chapel around it.
lmao
Alefgard is a dump! Find out how she did it!
:^)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ev3fq395pbs
:^)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ev3fq395pbs
"Huuuwaaaa-wa-wawa!! Huuuwaaa-wa-wawa!! Wahaaa-huuu-waaaa daaaa-waaaa-kaaaa!! Daaakaaaaa!! Daaaakaaaa-huuuu-waaaaa!! HUUUWAAAAAA-WAWAWAWAAAA-DAKAAAAA!!"
https://youtu.be/ZjVK3kGhsr4
https://youtu.be/ZjVK3kGhsr4
"... Aaand that is about everything that happened since the last time! Yep yep yep! That is me! Keeping track! Mostly keeping track! Kind of mostly keeping track, yep yep yep yeeep!
It is... hard to forget this place. Back then you were maybe around my age now so nowadays... I wonder where you are. I wish I could make out your face better, but I only remember somebody so genuinely happy that he saved a child in the attack. Despite getting hurt so much. ... Look at the spot now! Amaaaazing!! It fully recovered!!
Mmmmmm... Maybe the Shamans are right. Everything eventually recovers in Nature and so should we. While I am not looking... Kinda think that one time you might be here too so... I can at least offer my thanks. Yep yep yep! That is me! Still would like to thank you!
I bet you met all sorts of people if you are still out there!! Running a store sure does bring... basically anyone! I cannot... okay okay okaaaay... I-I-I-I can complain sometimes! Yep yep yep! Like about this one annoying Inquisition lady who buys inks and whatever is needed for document preservation. She JUST CANNOT leave without saying anything on breaking SOME kind of rule! Me? Goddess forbid!! That is me! All legal! Haaaaaaah...
Oh oh oh oooh! There is also this... Archmagia? Wow! Mya? Um... stands around the entrance until I tell her to come in and THEN she puts gold on the counter and expects ME to SOMEHOW KNOW what she wants!? Geeh. But but buuut! I know my regulars! That is meeee! Knowing regulars! It always has to do with magic pets! She then bows for liiike a minute and leaves! There was also this cute cute boy! Real Asterkan charmer! Could not shut up either! Just like me!!
Hmmm... What eeeelse? Oh oh oh! That is right! I cannot keep up with the city much, but something is going on. The Orders... They sometimes seem fatigued. Like... Crystana is the only place they can realistically defend anymore...
It is... hard to forget this place. Back then you were maybe around my age now so nowadays... I wonder where you are. I wish I could make out your face better, but I only remember somebody so genuinely happy that he saved a child in the attack. Despite getting hurt so much. ... Look at the spot now! Amaaaazing!! It fully recovered!!
Mmmmmm... Maybe the Shamans are right. Everything eventually recovers in Nature and so should we. While I am not looking... Kinda think that one time you might be here too so... I can at least offer my thanks. Yep yep yep! That is me! Still would like to thank you!
I bet you met all sorts of people if you are still out there!! Running a store sure does bring... basically anyone! I cannot... okay okay okaaaay... I-I-I-I can complain sometimes! Yep yep yep! Like about this one annoying Inquisition lady who buys inks and whatever is needed for document preservation. She JUST CANNOT leave without saying anything on breaking SOME kind of rule! Me? Goddess forbid!! That is me! All legal! Haaaaaaah...
Oh oh oh oooh! There is also this... Archmagia? Wow! Mya? Um... stands around the entrance until I tell her to come in and THEN she puts gold on the counter and expects ME to SOMEHOW KNOW what she wants!? Geeh. But but buuut! I know my regulars! That is meeee! Knowing regulars! It always has to do with magic pets! She then bows for liiike a minute and leaves! There was also this cute cute boy! Real Asterkan charmer! Could not shut up either! Just like me!!
Hmmm... What eeeelse? Oh oh oh! That is right! I cannot keep up with the city much, but something is going on. The Orders... They sometimes seem fatigued. Like... Crystana is the only place they can realistically defend anymore...
One person's trash is another person's 120 gold worth of goods :^)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ujlKdygRGgE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ujlKdygRGgE
"Fch-fch-fchrrrr fch-chrrrr buweeeep-peeee-fchrrrr!! Chrrr-frrrr-beeeepeee-chrrrr!! Krrch-krrrch-KRRRCHRRR!! KUCHRRRR!!"
https://youtu.be/a_XNNdo6yyg
https://youtu.be/a_XNNdo6yyg
"Done and done! Fits perfectly, my friend! That is Telekinesis for you! Hanging paintings and throwing rocks at windows! I did not do anything! I swear! Uuuuh-uuuuhh! Hahaha!"
"Hmmmm. Is this not a little excessive?"
"Why would it be?"
"The son of a stonecutter and a shepherd who did not even know his real parents would not receive such paintings."
"Sure, and he also would not save the world multiple times, hmm? Haah. It is only fair!"
"Is... that really my expression?"
"Always? No. Close to always? Absolutely."
"Mmm-hm-hm-hm-hmm."
"There we go!"
"What the Dragonlord said bothers me."
"The Dragonlord was a sore loser! Come on! I... I regret I could not have gone on that one with you. I feel like... like I should have."
"He was not. Not... all of them were. Once there is not any problem, they will find one. They always do. That is what the Dragonlord said."
"Haaaa... Never underestimate the fantastical landscape of a madman's mind, my friend. I would think you have that drilled into you by now! After EVERYTHING you have done! I wish I-"
"Ishmaiyel! You do ENOUGH too! Please."
"Forgive me, my friend."
"You never need to seek that from me."
"I just... The Dragonlord... Dammit. The curse of Demons upon anyone who wrongs you, friend!"
"Ishmaiyel!"
"Ghh... Okay, okay."
"There is... something I need you to do for me."
"Anything, my friend. You know it."
"Take my Hero's Crest and copy it."
"Impossible. Completely impossible. You should know that better than me."
"And I also know that you are an amazing magician, Ishmaiyel. I do not need an exact copy. I... I only want to know how much is possible. Any result will do."
"All... right. I will do as you ask. I... do not understand, but I do know that I need to come with you next time."
"Ishmaiyel... Think about it."
"Next time... Huh. Friend, I admit it does start to sound... wrong somehow."
"... You have become an excellent magician."
"Ghh-hehehe. Perhaps we should turn that into a tit--"
"Hmmmm. Is this not a little excessive?"
"Why would it be?"
"The son of a stonecutter and a shepherd who did not even know his real parents would not receive such paintings."
"Sure, and he also would not save the world multiple times, hmm? Haah. It is only fair!"
"Is... that really my expression?"
"Always? No. Close to always? Absolutely."
"Mmm-hm-hm-hm-hmm."
"There we go!"
"What the Dragonlord said bothers me."
"The Dragonlord was a sore loser! Come on! I... I regret I could not have gone on that one with you. I feel like... like I should have."
"He was not. Not... all of them were. Once there is not any problem, they will find one. They always do. That is what the Dragonlord said."
"Haaaa... Never underestimate the fantastical landscape of a madman's mind, my friend. I would think you have that drilled into you by now! After EVERYTHING you have done! I wish I-"
"Ishmaiyel! You do ENOUGH too! Please."
"Forgive me, my friend."
"You never need to seek that from me."
"I just... The Dragonlord... Dammit. The curse of Demons upon anyone who wrongs you, friend!"
"Ishmaiyel!"
"Ghh... Okay, okay."
"There is... something I need you to do for me."
"Anything, my friend. You know it."
"Take my Hero's Crest and copy it."
"Impossible. Completely impossible. You should know that better than me."
"And I also know that you are an amazing magician, Ishmaiyel. I do not need an exact copy. I... I only want to know how much is possible. Any result will do."
"All... right. I will do as you ask. I... do not understand, but I do know that I need to come with you next time."
"Ishmaiyel... Think about it."
"Next time... Huh. Friend, I admit it does start to sound... wrong somehow."
"... You have become an excellent magician."
"Ghh-hehehe. Perhaps we should turn that into a tit--"
What monster hunting unions? :^)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bBfX4C4fwao
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bBfX4C4fwao
"KYAAAA-HAHAHAHAHAHAAAAA-chrrrrraaaa-ahahahahaHAHAHAA!!"
"Lady! Dammit... you LEAVE from here drunk and not ENTER drunk!"
"Pffff-hahahaa! Weeeell... huuuuhuu... doors seem kinda unused! Hahahaha!"
"They see plenty of use, but proper use...."
"Exactly. Now, please, calm down or begone. Hrrh."
"Tsk-aawww! That was a... a sample of Zehibirian door opening!! Pff-ahahahaa-krrrch-chr-chr. You cam... ahahaha... you can say that... grrrrr-ch-chrrr... that I got a KICK out of iiiit! Pfffff-ahahahahahaaaa!"
"There is not anything Zehibirian about it."
"Alright fellas, get out now or shut it."
"Well, I just did! Krrch-chrr-chrr-mmmmffpfp..!"
"We understand. Apologies."
"Hrrh. Are you two together then?"
"We hunt monsters. She is with me, and I am with her. Mostly physica--"
"Mfffff-fpfpffpfff-pfff-ahahahahaaa! Fifikaly..!"
"That does it!! Should I clap or what!? Are you two really Monster Hunters or just performers? Why in the... WHY ARE YOU STANDING THERE STILL!? Pick a damn table and sit down! Do I really need to explain something trivial to a couple of dimwits!? Gaaah!"
"Pff-hahaha! Couple!! Cou--"
"We are truly sorry."
"Hahaha! See that? This is a certified Zehibirian badass sweetheart!! You heard that right, folks! Aaaaaand... pff-ahahaha... not only THAT!"
"What are you doing!? Come on!"
"Gasp widely as your own... HERO just arrived!"
"!!!"
"Saved your town! Saved your assess from monsters!! Waaaait wait wait! That is not all! Each handshake is only ten gee-pee! Shake now, or shake your head! The choooooice is yooooours!! Heroes disappear quickly.... juuuust as they appear! GO GO ZEHIBIRIAAAAAA--mmmmffpfpfpfffff!!!"
"..."
"..."
"Ey, farmboy! Too much to handle, ey!"
"Dammit... Too much even for Zehibirian hands."
""Hahahahahaha!!""
"Goddess!"
"Who..? Meeee?"
"NO!! Sheesh! What is wrong with you today!? You cannot just... LOOK, Pseudo-Archmagia, you should KNOW the best that you cannot just... just... start saying such things!"
"Lady! Dammit... you LEAVE from here drunk and not ENTER drunk!"
"Pffff-hahahaa! Weeeell... huuuuhuu... doors seem kinda unused! Hahahaha!"
"They see plenty of use, but proper use...."
"Exactly. Now, please, calm down or begone. Hrrh."
"Tsk-aawww! That was a... a sample of Zehibirian door opening!! Pff-ahahahaa-krrrch-chr-chr. You cam... ahahaha... you can say that... grrrrr-ch-chrrr... that I got a KICK out of iiiit! Pfffff-ahahahahahaaaa!"
"There is not anything Zehibirian about it."
"Alright fellas, get out now or shut it."
"Well, I just did! Krrch-chrr-chrr-mmmmffpfp..!"
"We understand. Apologies."
"Hrrh. Are you two together then?"
"We hunt monsters. She is with me, and I am with her. Mostly physica--"
"Mfffff-fpfpffpfff-pfff-ahahahahaaa! Fifikaly..!"
"That does it!! Should I clap or what!? Are you two really Monster Hunters or just performers? Why in the... WHY ARE YOU STANDING THERE STILL!? Pick a damn table and sit down! Do I really need to explain something trivial to a couple of dimwits!? Gaaah!"
"Pff-hahaha! Couple!! Cou--"
"We are truly sorry."
"Hahaha! See that? This is a certified Zehibirian badass sweetheart!! You heard that right, folks! Aaaaaand... pff-ahahaha... not only THAT!"
"What are you doing!? Come on!"
"Gasp widely as your own... HERO just arrived!"
"!!!"
"Saved your town! Saved your assess from monsters!! Waaaait wait wait! That is not all! Each handshake is only ten gee-pee! Shake now, or shake your head! The choooooice is yooooours!! Heroes disappear quickly.... juuuust as they appear! GO GO ZEHIBIRIAAAAAA--mmmmffpfpfpfffff!!!"
"..."
"..."
"Ey, farmboy! Too much to handle, ey!"
"Dammit... Too much even for Zehibirian hands."
""Hahahahahaha!!""
"Goddess!"
"Who..? Meeee?"
"NO!! Sheesh! What is wrong with you today!? You cannot just... LOOK, Pseudo-Archmagia, you should KNOW the best that you cannot just... just... start saying such things!"