Assumptions
Jul 01, 2014
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You know what they say about assumptions ...
Bonus! Some more dog thoughts -
"Throw the damn ball John, I brought it back for you, this isn't how the game is played, you know that. This why no one likes you John. You know when I wag my tail when you're around it's not because I'm happy to see you - I am mocking you and you don't even realise. You are so self-centred John. If you die I will eat you."
The dog is really mean.
I'm very tired and writing nonsense (that will all be collected when I die and published as my biography. No one will buy it and the company that publishes it will go out of business, many will lose their jobs and that will create a huge change reaction of pure chaos resulting in the end of the world. Weird how these things work out :I )
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